CARPENTER SHIRTS
Carpenter shirts for the people who build the world and quietly fix everyone else's framing. This collection pulls together the designs about the building side of the craft: saws, hammers, lumber, measuring twice, and the sawdust that comes home in every pocket.
Whether you swing a hammer for a living or your deck is a multi-year personal journey, the jokes hold up. Pros wear them for the truth. Weekend builders wear them for the aspiration. Nobody wears them ironed.
Each design prints on a Comfort Colors heavyweight tee: 6.5 oz ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that already-broken-in look, pre-shrunk so it fits the same after fifty washes and one jobsite.
Printed in the USA. Flat $4.99 shipping. Buy one for yourself and one for the guy who still has your good tape measure.
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